Organic Natural Hippy Protein Bars

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There you stand, in the grocery store, wishing that you had enough money to get you some of those crazy expensive protein bars. Sadly, you turn away, lamenting your puny muscles, wishing that there was some way to get protein bars without all the extra packaging and high prices. Well pay attention, for here is how to…

Make Your Own Protein Bars

Thanks to Krista’s protein bar recipe, I was able to make some protein bars of my own. Follow along with this picture essay, and you will learn the secrets of how to make some cheap, homemade protein bars.Here are the ingredients. If you want to use some eco-friendly protein powder, or organic bananas, or what have you, then by all means do. I opted for the cheapest ingredients for this demonstration.

  • Banana
  • Whey protein
  • Oats
  • Peanut butter
  • Raw Peanuts (optional)

4 easy ingredients

The whey protein, oats, and peanut butter will be in a 1:1:1 ratio. As for the nanner, I just used one. Measure out your oats.OATSGrind up them oats in a blender or food processor. Sadly, I have no food processor, so I was forced to use this blurry blender to make some oat flour.Oats getting all cut upVoíla. You should now have some oat flour. Mix the oat flour with your whey protein powder, using a 1:1 ratio. Hopefully it’ll look like this:Flour made with oats and LOVEPlop some peanut butter down into the oat flour, and try your best to mix it in. Since I used a cup of oats, I’m using a cup of peanut butter also (remember the 1:1:1 ratio).Peanut butter makes everything betterGo ahead and blend up that nanner. If you want to save some electricity, you may mash the banana by hand or foot.Banana's last moments caught on filmMix the mashed banana into the whey protein powder/oat flour/peanut butter mix. Here I had to use a fork AND spoon to mix this all together.Oh what a messWash yo’ hands, because it’s about to get messy up in hur. Lay some wax paper down in a pan, like so, and begin spreading your mixture onto it:Tell me that doesn't look appetizingPat it down, hit it with a fork, whatever it takes, until you have a good, (sort of) even layer:Slapping it sillyYou can stop here if you want, or you can take it one step further if you dare. I dared, so I pushed some raw peanuts into the protein bar batter to give it some extra *crunch*.Peanuts embedded like some Iraqi reportersPut this bad boy into your freezer for a few hours. Wait ’til it gets nice and cold and firm, then take it out. It is now time for the FINAL PROCESSING. Slice your frozen square of mess into homemade protein bars. I used a pizza cutter and it worked like a charm.Slicing and dicingWhen you’re done, you can wrap the protein bars individually, using that same wax paper, or just put them in a tupperware container. Either way, put them in the freezer when you’re done.It looks the same going in and coming outCongratulations, you are now the proud owner of some cheap, homemade protein bars. Remember, you can customize the taste (with cinnamon, honey, cocaine, etc.), so if they taste like crap, then change it up.EDIT:  Taste – My first bite was no good, but either they got better with time, or the taste grew on me.  It tastes like peanut butter, with some graininess.  Next time I might add in some other flavors…

Posted in food, green living, health, organic, projects, save money on Monday, April 21st, 2008 at 12:20 PM.

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John Maxwell · 886 weeks ago

excellent post. it really is a shame that i'm too lazy to do this.
how'd it taste?
1 reply · active 534 weeks ago
you inspired me to make plain granola bars with peanut butter, cinnamon, and vanilla due to lack of whey.

I did find it easier to melt the peanut butter first because it made it easier to mix.

thanks :)
Hi, I think the grainy taste can go away by adding a little bit of water.. - Also, this is quite a mass gaining bar... If you want to make a diet bar, you can make a tasty one with a recipe of (per bar) 30g protein powder, 20g oats, 5g of 85% high cocoa content chocolate, a teaspoon of olive/flaxseed oil and a LITTLE bit of water (MAYBE 3ML) to make sure it all sticks.

Make sure you really mix it together before deciding to add more water.

-the nutrtional content for a bar like this (depending on protein quality) is: 222 cals, 28g protein, 15g carb, 6g fat.

I like to add a few raisins for taste, so the carbs would be a little bit higher.

just melt the 5g of chocolate for a few secs in the microwave first, then add the oil and everything else.
reminds me of the peanut butter balls I love to make:

peanut butter

oats

dry soy milk powder (or regular dry milk)

honey

Mix together (I forget the quantities...I now mix it to taste.). Form them into balls and refrigerate. I've also added nutella to these.

they are so deliciously good! A great snack when craving sweets, but packed full of energy.
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SteveChro · 884 weeks ago

I'm not a hippy, but I'm all about efficiency and/or frugality. This is a great idea considering protein bars usually have that artificial sweetener taste after a while anyway. The cocaine would be a nice touch.
The cocaine ups the price quite a bit, unfortunately
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mad hatter · 877 weeks ago

try tempering some chocolate and coating the original with it. I think this is the way to go!
try adding dried fruit also 2tbsp honey and 1tsp of maple syrup.

great (all organic)
Dang, honey and maple syrup. Had not thought about those. I wouldn't mind adding some dried cranberries in, I tell ya that much.
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Rey Gamberro Salvado · 871 weeks ago

Honey? Maple syrup? These are but poor excuses for sugar. Neither has a lower GI than sugar, so it might as well BE it.

Dried fruit is also a poor excuse although generally has a somewhat lower GI.

Instead, use stevia- barely any actual sugars, low-GI, and tons of sweetness.
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integratyper · 854 weeks ago

greet stuff making these bars since oh but after a stay in rehabb ive stoped useing the coke. how ever a few dried magic shrooms does the trick um um .
you are funny, i love this blog!
1 reply · active 829 weeks ago
Find your old bread machine (maybe it didn't sell at that yard sale and it's still in the attic). Just put all the ingredients in the bread pan and turn it on for the first stage. Leave the top up and use a spatula to help get the ingredients off the sides. When it forms a ball, then turn off the machine and spread it in the pan. This is an especially good way to do this if your hands ache from arthritis or carpel tunnel.
If you didn't measure exactly it may be a little dry, so if it looks like it won't form a ball, add water or fruit juice a tablespoon at a time while it is mixing.
Mary D., that is a good idea. Anyone with a bread machine will be happy to use that pro tip.
I just used banana flavored protein!!
Cocaine?
1 reply · active less than 1 minute ago
I had been looking for a simple (3-4 ingredient) protein bar recipe around 200 cal. THANKS! This is perfect! Dairy free alternative: vanilla egg protein powder instead of whey. My addition: added 2 small squares of dairy free chocolate ( melted w/ the peanut butter). According to the nutrition labels and serving sizes I used, a decent sized bar is still around 200 cal. Given it has protein, fat, and carbs, I'd say this is a good meal replacement bar for someone eating 200-300 cal per meal or snack. And, they taste yummy!
1 reply · active less than 1 minute ago
Very nice, thanks
Yum, that peanut butter looks soooooooo nice.
is this recipe good for diabetics?is the whey protein something a diabetic can have?
1 reply · active 689 weeks ago
Mind if Gawker links back to here?
1 reply · active 677 weeks ago
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Carolyn Knight · 655 weeks ago

If you don't like or don't have the time to bake then you can go to Walgreens they have the protien bars sometimes on sale for $1:00 a box when they do we pick up about 10 boxes they also have them at all the dollar stores all the time Carolyn Knight
Wow, that protein bars look delicious, I'll try to make some to my husband, I'm bad at cooking but I think I can pull this off hahaha. Love your blog !
Had not thought about those. I wouldn't mind adding some dried cranberries in, I tell ya that much.

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